Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Random Chuck Norris Fact

Random Chuck Norris Fact: "...and now a random fact about Chuck Norris:

Chuck Norris was secretly contracted to cause the 1989 San Francisco earthquake by the front office of the Giants. He graciously accepted the proposal and while he was only asked to create a minor 5.0 earthquake, his deft karate chop was so accurately placed on the faultline that he caused a 6.9 magnitude earthquake."

1 Comments:

Blogger The Burtons said...

good thing he didn't use the spinning back kick

4:15 AM  

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home