tyson quotes
On His Childhood
* "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard."
On Lennox Lewis
* "My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"
On Razor Ruddock
* "You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend. Choke on it biatch!"
On Tyrell Biggs
* "He was screaming like my wife."
* "I could have knocked him out in the third round but I wanted to do it slowly, so he would remember this night for a long time."
* "If I don't kill him, it doesn't count."
On Boxing
* "I try to catch him right on the tip of the nose, because I try to push the bone into the brain."
"My power is discombobulatingly devastating; I could feel his muscle tissues collapse
under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."
On the Media
* “I wish one of you guys had children so I could kick them in their ******' head or stomp on their testicles, so you could feel my pain because that's the pain I have, wakin' up every day."
* [To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with womens unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."
On Religion
* "All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."
On Himself
* "I love to hit people. I love to. Most celebrities are afraid someone's going to attack them. I want someone to attack me. No weapons. Just me and him. I like to beat men and beat them bad."
* "Real freedom is having nothing. I was freer when I didn't have a cent. Do you know what I do sometimes? Put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes, go out on the streets and beg for quarters."
"I'm the most irresponsible person in the world. The reason I'm like that is because, at 21, you all gave me $50 or $100 million, and I didn't know what to do. I'm from the ghetto. I don't know how to act. One day I'm in a dope house robbing somebody. The next thing I know, 'You're the heavyweight champion of the world.' ... Who am I? What am I? I don't even know who I am. I'm just a dumb child. I'm being abused. I'm being robbed by lawyers. I think I have more money than I do. I'm just a dumb pugnacious fool. I'm just a fool who thinks I'm someone. And you tell me I should be responsible?"
"I don't know what I'm doing. I just live, I guess, get some food. But I don't cook. I go to restaurants every night."
"I'm on this Zoloft thing, right? But I'm on that to keep me from killing y'all! ... It has really messed me up, and I don't want to be taking it, but they are concerned about the fact that I am a violent person, almost an animal. And they only want me to be an animal in the ring."
Miscellaneous Quotes
* “[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”
* "I might just fade into bolivian, you know what I mean? I ain't got nuttin' to do or nowhere to go."
* "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard."
On Lennox Lewis
* "My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"
On Razor Ruddock
* "You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend. Choke on it biatch!"
On Tyrell Biggs
* "He was screaming like my wife."
* "I could have knocked him out in the third round but I wanted to do it slowly, so he would remember this night for a long time."
* "If I don't kill him, it doesn't count."
On Boxing
* "I try to catch him right on the tip of the nose, because I try to push the bone into the brain."
"My power is discombobulatingly devastating; I could feel his muscle tissues collapse
under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."
On the Media
* “I wish one of you guys had children so I could kick them in their ******' head or stomp on their testicles, so you could feel my pain because that's the pain I have, wakin' up every day."
* [To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with womens unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."
On Religion
* "All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."
On Himself
* "I love to hit people. I love to. Most celebrities are afraid someone's going to attack them. I want someone to attack me. No weapons. Just me and him. I like to beat men and beat them bad."
* "Real freedom is having nothing. I was freer when I didn't have a cent. Do you know what I do sometimes? Put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes, go out on the streets and beg for quarters."
"I'm the most irresponsible person in the world. The reason I'm like that is because, at 21, you all gave me $50 or $100 million, and I didn't know what to do. I'm from the ghetto. I don't know how to act. One day I'm in a dope house robbing somebody. The next thing I know, 'You're the heavyweight champion of the world.' ... Who am I? What am I? I don't even know who I am. I'm just a dumb child. I'm being abused. I'm being robbed by lawyers. I think I have more money than I do. I'm just a dumb pugnacious fool. I'm just a fool who thinks I'm someone. And you tell me I should be responsible?"
"I don't know what I'm doing. I just live, I guess, get some food. But I don't cook. I go to restaurants every night."
"I'm on this Zoloft thing, right? But I'm on that to keep me from killing y'all! ... It has really messed me up, and I don't want to be taking it, but they are concerned about the fact that I am a violent person, almost an animal. And they only want me to be an animal in the ring."
Miscellaneous Quotes
* “[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”
* "I might just fade into bolivian, you know what I mean? I ain't got nuttin' to do or nowhere to go."
1 Comments:
oh my! wow, I thought I was sure he was a psyco a long time ago...wow.
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