Mystery solved

I know what I'm doing with my Christmas money. Joining fee at the YMCA should take most of it. Actually $75 worth. Ah the price of buffness. Now, do I put the remaining 25 to the first month's fee or do I "splurge" on something else. I think I'm going to go ahead with the higher priced monthly fee just so I can be in the better locker room and have access to the whirlpool or whatever. I demand comfort. Plus some old naked guy put his hand on my shoulder today in the cheap locker rooms. Thanks but no thanks, my man.